!! Google Devta ki Jai ho !!

Yeah Yeah Yeah. I am happy. Not that I have been made the CFO, that would take some time (centuries?), I am afraid. But I am happy because things moved along quite a bit today as far as my CFA level 2 books are concerned. I had been googling and regoogling and reregoogling stuff on the internet, and today finally i stumbled onto a pretty useful site. Infact, on a philosophical note, the more I live life, the more I become aware of the importance of "Google" in supporting the human race.

Well remembering my college days, where when we guys were on the brink of a nervous breakdown making our engineering final year project, it was "google devta" which came to our rescue. We downloaded a decent amount of code from the net and ended up making something which we still have got no clue about. At the Office, google is more used than any financial or economic model ever devised. Be it a document on the SDLC, a handbook on Business Analyst, or an Interview stuff, every burning need has the one and only Lord Google to satisfy it.

And not only the professional life, google has had a pretty divine imprint on the personal aspects of my life too. I still remember that when I was a nervous 16 year old ( or was it 14), I typed down "Play Boy" on the sacred google bar, leading to a very informative and educational online session. Then there was the sunny afternoon in my first 21+ summer vacation, when a frustrated 21 year old, tired of carrying around the "single-ready to mingle" tag line, angrily punched in "how to get a girlfriend" on google's website. I still occasionally google the names of girls I had a crush on in my short lifetime, hoping to find them somewhere, with the combination of being a happy and teary reunion, with the girl telling me how much she admired me secretly . . lolz

Impact of google on young generation is much more than parents, teachers, employer and friends. From making people as social animal to present their thoughts on the blog. Everything is what google do. From make off to break off, from delivering baby to divorcing, from trace to trade, from learn to earn, from patriotic movie to 'A' movie everything is what google do. So what to tell you about google nothing except google devta ki jai.

But even our newtonic genie called google fails at times. Recently, I had to find out about the my native place TERA. So i googled about it, but it so conspired that I ended up reading "TERA mujse ye pahele ka nata nahi . . . jaane tu ya jane na". But this can be classified as an off day for google, the knight in the shiny armour for students, engineers, summer trainees, sex maniacs, parted lovers around the planet, employees, etc

So bolo Google Devta ki Jai !!

The meaning of life

The meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters today may not be matter same tomorrow, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.

To put the question in general terms would be comparable to the question posed to a chess champion: "Tell me, Master, what is the best move in the world?" There simply is no such thing as the best or even a good move apart from a particular situation in a game and the particular personality of one's opponent.

The same holds for human existence. One should not search for an abstract meaning of life. Everyone has his own specific vocation or mission in life to carry out a concrete assignment which demands fulfillment. Therein he cannot be replaced, nor can his life be repeated. Thus, everyone's task is as unique as is his specific opportunity to implement it.

Trust Of The Heart

I met that certain someone I thought
I could trust with my heart.
I searched hard and long for a love
of romance and passion.
From the start I was swept away
with the sweetness of her voice and words.
I asked can you walk beside me
down the long and winding road?
Can you always be
devoted to only me as we walk along the way?
I heard not a answer.
Suddenly I knew you could not be trusted
with my gentle heart, nor to walk along side me,
down the long and winding road.

Filmy Dialogues !!

Now you all people will think ke ye achanak se filmy dialogue ke upar kya post likhega but hold on before thinking ahead just think that we all have been grew up during the era of movies when Kimi Kaatkar was identified as the epitome of Feminine Elegance, and seven out of ten movies involved kids who watched their 'ImaanDaar' parents murdered from behind Huge Flower Pots and grew up to murder the killers after several years of scouting Bus Stops and Dance Bars for them. I mean, you get the idea of the era, yeah?

So, shuru karein bakar , lekar Kaamdev ka Naam ( Abbe! Kaamdev is a type of Bhagwan jo aapke kaam ko jagaya rakhta hai, maine internet par pada hai !)

1. "Main tumhare Bacche ki Ma Banne wali hoon"

I first heard this statement during one of the movies, when I was six. I vaguely

Remember some demure Gaon Ki Gori saying this to Ranjeet (pata nai kitne bachho ka baap hoga), who, obviously, had this roving eye and tried to grab anything which showed any movement

At that age, I had no idea what that meant, and I instinctively thought, "Tumhara Baccha? But babies to God ke hotein hai na?"

As I grew up, I think I have heard this statement being said to men such as Pran, Prem chopra, Sadashiv Amrapurkar, Amrish Puri (On more than three occasions), and Shakti Kapoor. Obviously, every time, the reply is "Gira Do", but now days you don't find such dialogues because now every girl is aware of i-Pill . . heheheh

2. "Kutte Kaminey mein tera khoon pi jaunga"

Kasam dharma pa ji ki . . kya dialogue hai ye . . well I have been listening this dialogue from day when I was out from my moma's womb. What a dialogue it is!! Kutte kaminey mein tera khoon pi jaunga!!! Wah wah . . salla aur kuch nai mila pine ko jo khun piyega Dracula . .

But this was one of the well respected dialogues from our film industry. The way Dharam pa ji has played this dialogue awesome man!!

3. "Tumhari Ma aur Behan Mere Kabze mein hai"

Now, I really think all the mothers and sisters of that era, went around tapping all the bad guys on their shoulders, smiling coyly, and whispering "Hey Handsome, wanna kidnap me, eh?"

How else can I explain that towards the end of almost every movie, the bad guy called up the Hero on his landline (It's the pre 1991 era dude, don't expect a cellphone), and informs him that his White Clad Mother and Young College Going Sister have been kidnapped and have been comfortably chained between thick pillars at some abandoned remains of some Haveli.

I mean, Yeh Ma aur Behan hamesha Kidnapping ke liye available kaise rehti thi?? Kissi ko pata ho to plz comment here I want know that how and why?? hehehe

4. "You are under arrest"

This used to the director's signal, ki bhaiyya, the movie is about to end, please plan to gather your water bottles, chip bags, kids, and move out the cinema hall before the exit gets too crowded. In short, Inspector saab and his gang of Brown Shorts wale Hawaldaars have barged into the final fight scene, have pointed their cheap, Holi Wali pistols at the baddies, and the Inspector Saab has quipped the line which is the dream statement of every policeman who has ever walked this planet – "You are under arrest". The only scene which could possibly follow this statement was a shot of the Hero and Heroine kissing under an Overgrown Pink Flower with "Happily ever after…." Written at the bottom of the screen.

5. "Main Teri Asli Ma Nahi hoon , Beta"

If there was ever a phase when non-biological mothers flourished, this was it. Kids swapped at the local hospitals, kids left crying on the stairs to the century old Shiv Mandir, little babies found squealing in trash bins, you name the way to find a kid who is not yours, and it was in there .

The mother raised the kid, made her do his homework, combed his hair, taught him how to ride the tricycle, and then watch him grow into a fine young man. But then, as she gets older and older, and as she finally reaches her deathbed, she calls the young man, looks at him lovingly, and with the heart breaking mix of love and guilt, murmurs, "Main Teri Asli Ma Nahi hoon, Beta"

The hero sits stunned, not knowing what to say, except maybe "Shit! Does that mean I don't get all that property you have?"

Ok, you know the hero doesn't say that yaar. Movie hai. Hero Accha Banda hai.

To be Continued …( Abbe, TV Serial mein 'To be continued' nahi dekhta ?)

Baad mein aur likhunga Bhai. And haan, you contribute whatever you can think of. I love interactive blogging! Sabse bura dialogue likhne wale ko milega unlimited stay at his own house . . hehehe . . koi sponsor nai hai doston so you all can understand!!

Move On . . . .

It was the moment I had dreaded,
With the simple words goodbye.
All of my dreams were shattered,
Despite how hard we'd tried.

As I saw you disappearing
Into your future without me,
The emptiness descended,
I wasn't ready to be free.

I really couldn't picture
A life lived without you,
Until I chanced discovered,
I'm a special person too.

I guess I'll always love you,
You own some of my heart.
But I no longer feel burdened,
By the fact that we did part.

Thank you for the memories,
For the love, although now gone,
And thank you God that despite all,
My heart, it does live on.