Filmy Dialogues !!

Now you all people will think ke ye achanak se filmy dialogue ke upar kya post likhega but hold on before thinking ahead just think that we all have been grew up during the era of movies when Kimi Kaatkar was identified as the epitome of Feminine Elegance, and seven out of ten movies involved kids who watched their 'ImaanDaar' parents murdered from behind Huge Flower Pots and grew up to murder the killers after several years of scouting Bus Stops and Dance Bars for them. I mean, you get the idea of the era, yeah?

So, shuru karein bakar , lekar Kaamdev ka Naam ( Abbe! Kaamdev is a type of Bhagwan jo aapke kaam ko jagaya rakhta hai, maine internet par pada hai !)

1. "Main tumhare Bacche ki Ma Banne wali hoon"

I first heard this statement during one of the movies, when I was six. I vaguely

Remember some demure Gaon Ki Gori saying this to Ranjeet (pata nai kitne bachho ka baap hoga), who, obviously, had this roving eye and tried to grab anything which showed any movement

At that age, I had no idea what that meant, and I instinctively thought, "Tumhara Baccha? But babies to God ke hotein hai na?"

As I grew up, I think I have heard this statement being said to men such as Pran, Prem chopra, Sadashiv Amrapurkar, Amrish Puri (On more than three occasions), and Shakti Kapoor. Obviously, every time, the reply is "Gira Do", but now days you don't find such dialogues because now every girl is aware of i-Pill . . heheheh

2. "Kutte Kaminey mein tera khoon pi jaunga"

Kasam dharma pa ji ki . . kya dialogue hai ye . . well I have been listening this dialogue from day when I was out from my moma's womb. What a dialogue it is!! Kutte kaminey mein tera khoon pi jaunga!!! Wah wah . . salla aur kuch nai mila pine ko jo khun piyega Dracula . .

But this was one of the well respected dialogues from our film industry. The way Dharam pa ji has played this dialogue awesome man!!

3. "Tumhari Ma aur Behan Mere Kabze mein hai"

Now, I really think all the mothers and sisters of that era, went around tapping all the bad guys on their shoulders, smiling coyly, and whispering "Hey Handsome, wanna kidnap me, eh?"

How else can I explain that towards the end of almost every movie, the bad guy called up the Hero on his landline (It's the pre 1991 era dude, don't expect a cellphone), and informs him that his White Clad Mother and Young College Going Sister have been kidnapped and have been comfortably chained between thick pillars at some abandoned remains of some Haveli.

I mean, Yeh Ma aur Behan hamesha Kidnapping ke liye available kaise rehti thi?? Kissi ko pata ho to plz comment here I want know that how and why?? hehehe

4. "You are under arrest"

This used to the director's signal, ki bhaiyya, the movie is about to end, please plan to gather your water bottles, chip bags, kids, and move out the cinema hall before the exit gets too crowded. In short, Inspector saab and his gang of Brown Shorts wale Hawaldaars have barged into the final fight scene, have pointed their cheap, Holi Wali pistols at the baddies, and the Inspector Saab has quipped the line which is the dream statement of every policeman who has ever walked this planet – "You are under arrest". The only scene which could possibly follow this statement was a shot of the Hero and Heroine kissing under an Overgrown Pink Flower with "Happily ever after…." Written at the bottom of the screen.

5. "Main Teri Asli Ma Nahi hoon , Beta"

If there was ever a phase when non-biological mothers flourished, this was it. Kids swapped at the local hospitals, kids left crying on the stairs to the century old Shiv Mandir, little babies found squealing in trash bins, you name the way to find a kid who is not yours, and it was in there .

The mother raised the kid, made her do his homework, combed his hair, taught him how to ride the tricycle, and then watch him grow into a fine young man. But then, as she gets older and older, and as she finally reaches her deathbed, she calls the young man, looks at him lovingly, and with the heart breaking mix of love and guilt, murmurs, "Main Teri Asli Ma Nahi hoon, Beta"

The hero sits stunned, not knowing what to say, except maybe "Shit! Does that mean I don't get all that property you have?"

Ok, you know the hero doesn't say that yaar. Movie hai. Hero Accha Banda hai.

To be Continued …( Abbe, TV Serial mein 'To be continued' nahi dekhta ?)

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