I am sharing with you some of the best expressions and sentences delivered by flamboyant, cricket commentator and Politician Navjot Singh Siddhu.
1. It is better to prevent and prepare than to repent and repair.
2. An optimist is a person who calls bullshit a fertilizer.
3. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
4. Successful people are like the tree with the most beautiful fruits because these are the first to be stoned.
5. He is so unlucky that even if you put him in a barrel full of nipples, he will still come out sucking his thumb!
6. He is as confused as a child in a topless bar.
7. India have certainly erased the tag of tigers at home, pussy cats abroad!
8. If fate gives you a lemon, make lemonade.
9. The ball went so high that it could have got an airhostess on its way down!
10. Statistics are like miniskirts. They reveal more than they hide.
11. Statistics are like miniskirts. What they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential.
12. A half century is like kissing a virgin; you just have to go on!
13. The ball missed the bat like a kiss in a Hindi movie.
14. It is not the color but what is inside the balloon that makes it fly.
15. ... you got to choose between tightening your belt and losing your pants.
16. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
17. He is like a one-legged man in a bum-kicking competition.
18. You cannot ride a bicycle without getting blisters on your bums.
19. Good intentions die unless utilized.
20. The scoreboard is running faster than an Indian taximeter!
21. As a rule man is a fool, When its hot he wants it cool, And when its cool he wants it hot, Always wants what its not!
22. Laugh and the world will laugh with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.
23. Easy to criticize an egg, difficult to lay one.
24. Every dog is a lion at his own door.
25. The dog that barks last, barks best.
26. You are not rewarded for having brains, you are rewarded for using them.
27. Some students will drink from the fountain of knowledge, others will simply gargle.
28. To err is human - but not too often.
29. Bad habits are like comfortable beds - easy to get into, very difficult to get out of.
30. Experience is a harsh teacher it gives you the test first and then the lesson.
31. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you get bald.
32. Wickets are like wives. You never know which way they will turn.
33. His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than it.
34. He moves so slowly on the field like Jack of Jack and Jill who goes to fetch a pail of runs for the opposition.
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