I am sharing with you some of the best expressions and sentences delivered by flamboyant, cricket commentator and Politician Navjot Singh Siddhu.
Part - 1
1. Human mind is like a parachute: it works only when it is open.
2. The heaviest burden is caused by things which might happen but don't.
3. He is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his own hands.
4. Even a clock that doesn't work gives you the right time twice a day.
5. He is like an Indian transistor; it doesn't work until you give it two slaps.
6. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world that doesn't have wings!
7. If you are trying to beat India at home, you are trying to get milk out of an ox.
8. In the orchard of opportunity, you can't wait for the fruit to drop.
9. He is like an Indian three-wheeler. He will suck a lot of diesel but will not go beyond 30.
10. We are all Adam's children, its just the silk that makes the difference!
11. He's like a constipated bowler. He puts in lots of effort, but has little result to show for in the end.
12. A good lather is half the shave.
13. If ODIs are pyjama cricket, T20 is underwear cricket.
14. When everything comes your way, you must be on the wrong lane of the traffic.
15. This is a batsman who is as erratic as the electricity supply in most parts of India.
16. The distance between the earth and heaven is not the altitude but the attitude.
17. The blood of the soldier gives glory to the general.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a wicketkeeper, but a goalkeeper. He should be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. If my auntie was a man, she would have been my uncle.
20. When you have no pants to hold up, it is time to panic.
21. In London, they drive on the left, in India they drive on what is left.
22. For the Indians its now fight back or flight back.
23. Indian cricket is like Indian monsoon, when it rains it pours, else there is a drought.
24. You may have 40 million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.
25. Ideas are funny things, they don't work unless you do.
26. This bowler bowls so slow that the batsman has enough time to call home and talk to their wives between each delivery.
27. They are running between the wickets as if their wives are chasing them with a belan.
28. After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.
29. A sailor has a wife on every port.
30. A girl born beautiful is half married.
31. Blondes read OIL as 710.
32. Only Females follows me in the night are mosquitoes
33. Words with the wise man are equivalent to hours of lecture
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